How to Break his Heart episode 2: The Shihtzu.
Step 1) Obtain a tiny Shihtzu. Sex of dog is irrelevent.
Step 2) Place pink bow, glitter, and ribbons on desired locations on shihtzu.
Step 3) Name it "[Insert Heartbreakee's Formal Name]"
Step 4) Parade it around town. Make sure th Shihtzu's name is explicitly announced.
*Side note: parade around Heartbreakee's male friends for added effects*
Step 5) DIL TODE complete.
Man. I'm so getting this dog. As annoying and hankypanky as it will be. And I'm so naming this dog something epic. I mean :P you know. :D
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