HTBHH 3

How to Break his Heart episode 3:
[only works if boy lives in nearby vicinity]

Step 1: visit our local Canadian Tire/ Home Depot/ Party Packagers??

Step 2: purchase a giant Red Jumpy Castle

Step 3: Place in front lawn or backyard

Step 4: Invite all your hot dancer friends to come jump in it in their skimpy bikinis.

Step 5: Place a "no boys allowed" sign at the entrance.

Step 6: Prank call [insert Heartbreakee's name] and give an anonymous tip to the whereabouts of the bouncy castle.

Step 7: Enjoy as he quivers with temptation.